Seriously the amount of times I’ve come here and noticed I haven’t updated in forever is just embarrassing. Like Jay Z, I leave the game only to return again when I feel like somethin’s missing! It’s been a hectic last three months for me. The best thing in the world has happened to me – finally finding my soul mate to spend the rest of my life with…on top of that smashing summer festivals like they’re going out of fashion (see BDO post below)…on top of BDO, I was a jellie mess after my killer set at MEREDITH (photos to come), SANDCASTLES and next up GOOD VIBRATIONS in Feb with my girl SPINDERELLA. It hasn’t stopped yo! But seeing how much traffic I copped after my BDO show, I’ve been forced to get off my ass and update my site…so if you wanna know where I’m playing in the upcoming months, hit up the M.A.F.I.A. GIGS section and I promise to keep addin the good shit without leavin you without a dope beat to step to!
The top shot was taken just before I went onstage to rip shit up in the BOILER ROOM at BIG DAY OUT after DEXTER and GRLLA STEP. Within 10 minutes of me bangin’ out party tunes, the whole cot damn tent was full of screamin’ teenagers and sweaty boys! Who knew they fiended cheezy hip hop as much as me. This was definitely one of the highlights of my career, and being blasted on two massive screens side by side of the stage with my shorts falling down as I jumped around like a complete fucktard, was the icing on the cake! CHECK ALL THE PANDA PARTY PICS HERE.
As stated in my previous G-SHOCKIN post – here’s my ode to the SHOCK via THE VINE. The site just done got a new makeover and it’s lookin’ extra fresh baby! PROPS!!!!READ MY G-SHOCK POST HERE to find out why I heart the brand soy soy much!
I’ve been sitting on this mix for a while, but around 5 months ago, KISS FM asked me to come in and lay down an hour set for their CLUB LUNCH. I was stupid excited, and was hoping listeners would be up for mayjah M.A.F.I.A. party jams at 1pm! The DJ after me never rocked up, and unfortunately I couldn’t do another full hour as I had some shits to do, but I busted out over 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure magic. Just me, a soundproof booth, two turntables, serato, mixer and my trusty lappie! This set pretty much wraps up all the shit I do with live remixing and blending and loads of crossed fingers that it works! DOWNLOAD M.A.F.I.A. LIVE @ KISS FM – CLUB LUNCH 28.05.09 HERE
TRACKLIST 1hr 20 mins
Get Me Bodied – Beyonce
Single Ladies (Get Me Bodied Blend) – M.A.F.I.A. Refix
Single Ladies (Cure Blend) – M.A.F.I.A. Refix
Play – David Banner
Lip Gloss (Mick Boogie Refix) – Lil’ Mama
Get Ur Freak On (Faith Refix) – Missy Elliott vs George Michael
Hypnotize – Notorious B.I.G.
Foxy Bells – Foxy Brown
Return Of The Mack (C&J Mix) – Mark Morrison
One Minute Man – Missy Elliott
Don’t Look Any Further – Dennis Edwards
Unpretty (Don’t Look Refix) – TLC feat 2Pac x M.A.F.I.A. Refix
Shimmy Shimmy Ya (Blue Boy Refix) – Ol’ Dirty Bastard x M.A.F.I.A. Refix
Electric Relaxation – A Tribe Called Quest
Top Of The World – Brandy feat Mase
Too Close – Next
True (Spandau Ballet Refix) – PM Dawn
Stroke It Over Here – Busta Rhymes feat Missy Elliott
Blindfold Me (Next Episode x M.A.F.I.A. Refix) – Kelis
Chillin – Wale feat Lady Gaga
Poker Face (Pete Rock Refix) – Lady Gaga
Work It (Pump Up The Volume Refix) – Missy Elliott
Fantasy – Mariah Carey feat ODB
Jump (DSLD Refix) – Kriss Kross
Bootylicious – Beyonce
Got Your Money (Yeah Refix) – ODB vs Usher
Let’s Get It Started – Black Eyed Peas
This Is How We Do It – Montell Jordan
Fantastic Voyage – Coolio
Word To The Mutha – Bell Biv Devoe
Do The Right Thing – Redhead Kingpin and The FBI
Trick Me – Kelis
Organ Donor – DJ Shadow
Hip Hop Is Dead – Nas
First up there’s MEREDITH FESTIVAL – I’ll be fuckeyed and spinnin 2-3am on the SUNDAY night aka 13TH DECEMBER aka the messiest time of the whole shebang!
Then there’s this number! Played last year and had a rip snortin’ time. This year I’ll be doin’ a 1.5 hour set of that much needed hip hop party jam steez you’ll need to hear after 8 hours of doof doof.
Thanks to my boy HUGH for hookin me up with SANDCASTLES at ST KILDA FESTIVAL. As a resident of the Kilda and surrounding area for the last 20 years I’ve always wanted to represent, so this year peoples, IT’S ON!!!GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! Sick ass line up too! WOOT!
Thass right! G-Shock have been throwin down one of the dopest tours with their SHOCK THE WORLD takeover. I’ll be flyin up to Sydney on the 19th to bust out some ’80s inspired mashings and then rockin’ it to the fucktardery with the afterparty, so all my Sydney peeps, hit me up....MUFF DADDY IS COMIN! As part of my duties as a performer, I was asked to customise my own watch – a ridiculous privelage considering it’s the only brand I’ve been rockin’ for over 20 years now. Here’s a sneak peep at one of the bands….it’s not complete, this is just a sample…but you’ll get to see the rool biatch soon. We weren’t given too much to work with, pretty much just font on any style of G-Shock we wanted. I’ll keep the style and the other end of the band hushy hush for now. And if you’re lucky, you may just score one. G-Shock are producing 10 pieces for me to give to family and friends. SICK! For more info on the whole party or to get tickets, hit up G-SHOCK SYDNEY now yo! More to come on my write up on THE VINE this week. Stay tuned!
Urryone knows how partial I am to WOG ANTHEMS! Well here’s 55 minutes of the fukkers to get your day off to a jammy jam start. There’s a lot of slow jam cheeze – it’s all about those heart break, heart ache, in lurrrves, oh no you didn’t lyrics up on this one! DOWNLOAD ULTIMATE WOG ANTHEMS HERE!
TRACKLIST : 56:51
Back To What You Know – Ne-Yo
No Other Love – John Legend x Estelle
By Your Side (Neptunes Mix) – Sade
Like You – Bow Wow x Ciara
Never Can Say Goodbye (Neptunes Remix) – Jackson 5
With You – Chris Brown
Tattoo – Jordin Sparks x Chris Brown
Upgrade U – Beyonce x Jay Z
Love Don’t Love Me – Justin Timberlake
My Boo – Usher x Alicia Keys
I Want To Be Down – Brandy x Da Brat x Queen Latifah x MC Lyte
Kinky Tonight – SWV x Missy Elliott
No One Else – Total x Da Brat
Crush On You – Lil Kim
Feel Like Makin Love – D’Angelo
No One – Alicia Keys
Teenage Love Affair (Remix) – Alicia Keys
Makin Me High – Toni Braxton x Foxy Brown
Foolish – Ashanti
Tell Me What You Want – Mase x SWV
We Belong Together – Mariah Carey
TRINH and I went bananas in the city last week and decided to be 15 and buy skate decks. She spotted this and wanted it, but I won out, for reasons which are obvious. As you can see by the pretty spick clean wheels, I doubt I’ll be riding this thing – not with my bung knee and clumsy demenour. I HEART a PANDA that comes in three diff ra-ra animal prints! Seriously, I need to start growin’ up. Here’s a better pic below
On top of that, my week got better when a certain sexy lady pants bought me a PANDA from HAIGHS…Do yourself a favour and go buy a teddy and choc, and support the livelihood of all PANDAS around the world. This is the cutest present ever and it wasn’t even my birfday (DECEMBER 20 PEOPLE….MARK IT!!!) Major kisses – you know who you are
FINALLY!!! I’m so sozballs MISS SAIGON! These panda sensationals have been on my desk for the better half of three months waiting to come home to Mama Panda…and now, BABOOM! Here they are. Check out the crazy detail Miss Saigon (The world’s leadin female sneaker customiser and my dirty asian mistress) has gone to, to bang out the ultimate Muff Daddy sneaker. That’s my own record label on the turntable – KAPOW! If you know what’s good for you and you want some quality heat for ya feet, hit up MISS SAIGON HERE! Baby, I’ll be rockin’ these puppies soon and when I do…you know there’ll be PAPS followin me to click a shot! MAD MAD MAD PANDA LOVE AND CUDDLES
Ok, so I was AWOL for a RIDICK amount of time…but to celebrate the return of the PANDA – here’s the TOTEZ FUCKTARDED! mix, just for you! DOWNLOAD HERE
TRACKLIST 45:55
Juicy vs New York – Notorious B.I.G. x Frank Sinatra
Empire State of NY – Jay Z x Alicia Keys x Frank Sinatra
Empire Rockin – Jay Z x Alicia Keys x Michael Jackson
7 Days (Refix) – Mos Def x Craig David
So Human – Lady Sovereign
I’m Gunna Be Alright – Jlo x Nas
Death Of Auto Tune (Chase Refix) – Jay Z
Africa (South Rakkas Refix) – Mr Easy
Oochie Wally (Reggafon Refix) – Nas
Single Ladies (Benja Styles Refix) – Beyonce
I Get It In (Dre Refix) – 50 Cent
Hush (Red Refix) – LL Cool J
Regulate (Muff chops Refix) – Warren G
Ninety Nine (Flash The Message) – John Forte
Let’s Ride (Make Her Say Refix) – Q-Tip x Lady Gaga x Kid Cudi
No More – Ruff Endz
All Night Long – Faith Evans x Puff Daddy
Wifey – Next
Honey – Jay Z x RKelly
All My Love (Luther Vandross tribute) – Mary J Blige
It’s been a long minute since I’ve been panda partying, because I’ve been so occupied Mafia partyin! But with a new camera on the way (Olympus E P1 Pen)…be sure there will be loads more party pics comin soon. I did take the SLRa out last Friday for the SNEAKER FREAKER ISSUE 16 LAUNCH...you can check out a selection of pics HERE, or the entire shitload HERE!
There’s a reason I don’t take my camera to N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. on Sunday nights at Robarts…usually because it involves me doin’ my set and boltin before I’ve finished the last jam…nothing against the night, I just be needin’ my booty rest before a 9am start the next day. Well, my friends, those days are dead and gizzzzzonnnnnnnnnnnnnnne! Mondays are now kyboshed as an off day, so let’s just say you’ll probs be seein’ more messiness at HOE-TORIOUS Sundays in the fooch! Here’s a taste…well basically 5 photos before I passed out…damn u wet pussies! PEEP THE PANDA PARTY PICS HERE
The BUCK TWENTY MIX is in effect – so called for the fact that every jam is over 120BPM – a nice change up from my RNB Party Jam wizardary! This is for my gay boys and ladies that wanna go ORRRRRRRRRF!!! DOWNLOAD HERE!Tracklist below.
Mikey Rocks Cool Kids Intro
Sweet Dreams – Beyonce
Ay Chico – Pitbull
Finally – CC Peniston
Disturbia (Emynd Blend) – Rihanna
When I Grow Up (Funkymix) – Pussycat Dolls
American Boys Meet Daft Punk (DJ Boogie Mash) – Estelle
Joelene (BAMF Remix) – Dolly Parton
Lose My Breath (Redz Remix) – Destiny’s Child
Love Lockdown (Incredible DJs Remix) – Kanye West
Move Your Body (BLAM Mix) – Nina Sky
Wanna Dance Wit Somebody (Frank Freak) – Whitney Houston
The Anthem (Get Nasty Edit) – Pitbull w/ Lil Jon
Work (Intro) – Ciara
Boyz (Rock Steady Drew Fight Remix) – MIA
Calle Ocho (R DUB L Remix) – Pitbull
Kryptonite Pussy (UMYO Remix) – Yo Majesty
Love Me Or Hate Me (Feel For You Remix) – Lady Sovereign/Chaka Chan
Now You See It (Intro) – Pitbull
Gossip Folks (Push and Touch Remix) – Missy w/ Salt n Pepa/ MC Hammer
Way You Make Me (Prince Remix) – Outkast
Universal Mind Control (UMC Remix) – Common/ Mos Def
Closer (Skillz Bass Mix) – Ne-Yo
Beautiful (Pinot Sweet Dreams Mix) – Akon
Gyrate – Da Muzicianz
Boom Boom Pow (Benny Black Show Me Love Hype) Black Eyed Peas
Boom Boom Pow (DJ Platurn Party Mix) – Black Eyed Peas
And so it begins! I’m way too hungover to write anything witty…this whole weekend has been a blur of gigs and vodka, but you can best believe, it all started with the frothin’ debut of HANGTIME. First up, catch my WRITE UP on the site HERE (you may learn a thang or two about me!) and then PEEP THE PANDA PARTY PICS.
First up there’s 
